Code Monkey

I have no idea where this originally came from and I may be breaking some laws by posting the CodeMonkey MP3 so I might have to take it down if I get asked to by the owner.  So don’t be a douche bag and tell people.

 

Here’s the Code Monkey Video


 

Code Monkey Lyrics

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Have boring meeting with boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very diligent
…but his output stink !
His code not functional or elegant
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager oughta write goddamn login page himself!
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew !
Code Monkey very simple man
…with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk
…tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
Bring you cup bring you ice
You say “no thank you for the soda cause…”
“soda make you fat”
Anyway you busy with the telephone
No time for chat

Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle
He sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew !
Code Monkey very simple man
…with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
to get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
to see your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job fulfilling in creative way
such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
with big warm fuzzy secret heart
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you

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